Entertaining, Most, Jehovah's, Witnesses

by litlnemo

Question by Matt M: What is the most entertaining way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses?

How do you like to ask Jehovah's Witnesses to leave when they knock at your door? Do you ask politely? Do you accommodate them? Or do you find an entertaining way to get rid of them?




Best answer:

Answer by Miss Taken Identity - Born Again
Answer the door naked, holding a jar of petroleum jelly. Then invite them in. Actually, I find this to work for just about anybody...usually.

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